logging on to tumblr on november 1st
I like tags bc its like having two conversations on one post
lokithebetterson knows what I look like and now knows what I sound like.
thebirdsstillsing knows what i look like and what I sound like
and knows weird things about me that i told her like a month into our…
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over in that corner, crying.
*sits across from you and occasionally throws a chip at your cheek*
what is ello??
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.